Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Anwer
. PERIOD .
ps: alicia, ur tagg is coming soon
pps : i'm leaving for cherating in an hour or two.
ppps : miss me U!
pppps : wakes me up when september ends
your love is like a shadow at 10:54 PM
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
Question?
I AM SICK!
sick
sick
sick
am i PMS-ING??
we shall see in three days time.
your love is like a shadow at 12:35 AM
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Monday, September 22, 2008
hello!
this few days has been eventful.
i've got nothing to say.
but i mean like.
i've been feeling r a n d o m.
i don't think im asking a lot.
ANYWAY,
happy burfday.
your love is like a shadow at 11:45 PM
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
humorous much??
Sex Issue
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her
young husband constant demands for sex, decides to
make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of
times that they will have to make love for the rest of
their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of
paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never
ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and
really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on
days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the
frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at
me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and
let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
sure
and I'm sorry.I accept your proposal and have even
taken the extra step of listing at the bottom
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator
magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping
that her sex craved husband will be understanding and
accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator
and notices that her note has been replaced with a
note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't'
realise that I was putting you under so much pres of
this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I
am waiting for you upstairs."
Management Annoucement
To all Employees:
Effective January 2007
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your
salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we
assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore
you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are
called Saturday & Sunday.
Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do
for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be
made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral
should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow
you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the
company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed
to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of
choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,
irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations,
consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Management
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten, they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Laugh out loud so when you're older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places!
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her
young husband constant demands for sex, decides to
make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of
times that they will have to make love for the rest of
their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of
paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never
ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and
really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on
days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the
frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at
me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and
let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
sure
and I'm sorry.I accept your proposal and have even
taken the extra step of listing at the bottom
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator
magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping
that her sex craved husband will be understanding and
accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator
and notices that her note has been replaced with a
note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't'
realise that I was putting you under so much pres of
this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I
am waiting for you upstairs."
Management Annoucement
To all Employees:
Effective January 2007
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your
salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we
assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore
you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are
called Saturday & Sunday.
Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do
for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be
made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral
should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow
you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the
company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed
to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of
choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,
irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations,
consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Management
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten, they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Laugh out loud so when you're older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places!
your love is like a shadow at 11:24 PM
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Monday, September 15, 2008
light-up!
Leave the morning part. Lunch with u.oliver n co. Marriot hotel. food was err.....alright? at least it's edible..
Later on were to ikea. my sis tend to get uber excited. i dont find any relevent explanation to that.
the ladies went shopping for hsehold furniture. the gents' somehow got lost. real men dont ask for directions. They'll somehow get it right.
I joined the youngsters at borders browsing architecture books delibrately, fooling at the pens section followed by cuddling those ever-so-cute soft toys. Playing wit hamsters n doggies at safari. i was real tired till den.
My feet were breaking.
My back was aching.
My eyes were closing.
My mind was shutting-down.
Dinner at marche.
dessert
chocolate exploding *i think*
_______
_______
_______
him n her
Later on were to ikea. my sis tend to get uber excited. i dont find any relevent explanation to that.
the ladies went shopping for hsehold furniture. the gents' somehow got lost. real men dont ask for directions. They'll somehow get it right.
I joined the youngsters at borders browsing architecture books delibrately, fooling at the pens section followed by cuddling those ever-so-cute soft toys. Playing wit hamsters n doggies at safari. i was real tired till den.
My feet were breaking.
My back was aching.
My eyes were closing.
My mind was shutting-down.
Dinner at marche.
dessert
chocolate exploding *i think*_______
_______
_______
- 2007 celebration at 1utama mph -
him n her
your love is like a shadow at 1:17 AM
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Saturday, September 13, 2008
school's out
The knocking of the door by my mum this morning woke me up from my much-anticipated beauty sleep. It was around 10.45 after i got dress n off to Bangsar. Delicious for brunch. Lina chez was somehow around somewhere there so she joined us.
lovin' the lightnings
appetizer *i think*
mumy going green
lina chez'
nut case!
gimme gimme more
dessert for life.Walked around a bit. Was pretty tired since i slept kinda late the night b4. Mummy got a piece which i dont really agree on. Odd colour. Both of us was looking for something. Cant find it in Bangsar.
Dropped by mph but nothing came in my mind. I just walked off.
Moving on, Midvalley. We continued our hunt but mummy ended up going alone cos i wanted to watch movie. I set off for the movie n she went shopping for her own stuff.
Met up at Dome cos we were doomed. LOL.
Tell me where can we get that thing. Felt kinda resentful. *screams*
Btw yeanlee,
ur bag confirmed so ugly n it's 149 ringgit malaysia.
I got flip-flops instead. Cute ones.
Dropped by mph but nothing came in my mind. I just walked off.
Moving on, Midvalley. We continued our hunt but mummy ended up going alone cos i wanted to watch movie. I set off for the movie n she went shopping for her own stuff.
Met up at Dome cos we were doomed. LOL.
Tell me where can we get that thing. Felt kinda resentful. *screams*
Btw yeanlee,
ur bag confirmed so ugly n it's 149 ringgit malaysia.
I got flip-flops instead. Cute ones.
i'm OUT!
your love is like a shadow at 12:05 AM
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Monday, September 8, 2008
weekend sleepover
Went over to cousin's place ytd. Late dinner at the Manhattan Fish market. Good food. Good ambience.
15 mins by car, 25 mins by foot. Came back around 10.00 n the movie marathon was launched. the sisterhood of the traveling pants, white chicks, dodgeball, ps: i love u, hairspray n wanted. They're all in.
Were hungry halfway through so we called-up mcd 4 thier delivery service at 2.30 freaking AM in the morning. Indulging those while calling Eugene to wish him BAD of luck for his trials.
We're evil!!
Doze off around 5. Gettup n cleaned at 11. Brunch at Dragon-I. My current fav dish. Siew-Long-Pau. It's so cute n tasty. That small thingu itself was good enough to tease my tastebudds.
15 mins by car, 25 mins by foot. Came back around 10.00 n the movie marathon was launched. the sisterhood of the traveling pants, white chicks, dodgeball, ps: i love u, hairspray n wanted. They're all in.
Were hungry halfway through so we called-up mcd 4 thier delivery service at 2.30 freaking AM in the morning. Indulging those while calling Eugene to wish him BAD of luck for his trials.
We're evil!!
Doze off around 5. Gettup n cleaned at 11. Brunch at Dragon-I. My current fav dish. Siew-Long-Pau. It's so cute n tasty. That small thingu itself was good enough to tease my tastebudds.
ever-so-cute
pretty
n tasty! *3 in 1*The day was somehow good. =) Rested our foot at winter warmers for late tea. *tea is ggoood* Back to cousiz's crib to pack n all. 4 of us plus Dave, *i'll explain later* decided to cook dinner. We DID NOT mess-up the kitchen. *banggas*
Spaghetti n some soup served with French bread.
Dave is Lina's neighbour.
He's 16 this year.
He's an ABC. American Borned Chinese
His mum is an ABC too.
His dad is a Portugese.
Now he's a Malaysian.
He's schooling in Mont' Kiara International.
His managed to electrified me. *literally*
He plays drum and electric violin.
He can do m-a-g-i-c~!
A few round of rummy came after the dinner. Was just simply giving our brain a boost. Pn tan will be real pleased.
chocolate craving!My dreams are already pestering me. so... Bye!
your love is like a shadow at 1:16 AM
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Saturday, September 6, 2008
MAY SHE REST IN God's arms
Sorrie for abandoning this blog.
I wonder who is the world will still come here. I lead a pretty mundane life here.
Eat
Sleep
Shit
School
Jump around
Laze around *can tis b counted as living?*
Leave that.
Back to the point, i was heavenly up Genting for the merdeka weekend. Ahh! Chilling out alone is time to reminisce. Alchohol is bad for insomnia patients. Emo goes perfectly alright with hot chocolate.
Filling the gap someone left in your life is nothing near easy. =)
Flying coaster is good. Lovin' the scream and adrenaline rush given.
School is flooded. Rainy days are emo days. Now i'm officially a 3 BERLIAN student.
Felt so bad for alicia as tht hening bitch did something stupid. I am again to APOLOGIZE alicia. Hoping that God will bless her and may she rest in peace. Amen. Even though you're older and dying before me, doesn't mean you always right.
I'M SO SORRIE. =(
your love is like a shadow at 1:56 AM
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